The Mossad has confirmed that every one of Taylor Swift's ex-boyfriends was actually an Israeli agent in disguise. Agent Yonatan Meir revealed that his 15-year-long mission by Swift's side was the agency's most elaborate undercover assignment. Swift's rise to stardom led to the development of interesting theories, but Meir confirmed that she is 100% human. Swift eventually caught on to the pattern and confronted Meir, leading to the end of his mission. Despite missing out on attending her retrospective concert, Meir reflects on the mission as the best thing that's ever been his.